
Stories
Our Heros: The Beginning (by Taht)
A long, long time ago, in a city far, far away, there were
two young men. Brave,
though not very smart young men, who were misunderstood
by all, specially by
their English teachers. One day, after being humiliated
for not knowing how to
properly spell the words "that" and "what" each, they
decided to leave it all
behind, taking up their spelling errors as
names, to defend those like them.
And so, our heroes Taht and Waht were
born.
For a long time they wandered around, never taken seriously by anyone.
At all.
Until, one day, they found someone to protect. A group of young,
rather dim
kids, who were persecuted by a very dangerous gang. Little was
known of this
gang, except that English teachers and nerds were part of it
and that their boss
was the mysterious Webster (yes, like the dictionary).
Webster's gang punished
the poor kids with "F"s and spelling bees, making
them miserable.
They needed a plan, but because of their, uh, limited
intelligence, they had
great difficulty with that. Until someone decided to
help them. They received a
letter that said: "Use this. It is like the
kryptonite of English teachers.".
Alongside, there was a short story, written
probably during an English class
under threats. It read:
"jonny meat
merry hee sed taht seh waz veri perty than thei desideded too statr
daitin
ans than thei gotot merried. Thee E nd."
Armed with this powerful weapon,
they entered the school and chased all the
English teachers away. As the last
one was running away, she yelled: "This isn't
over!", and though that proved
to be true, for now they had won, renaming the
city "Dumbland" and declaring
themselves their guardians, forever battling with
the evil forces of
Webster's gang.
THE END