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                      Our Heros: The Beginning (by Taht)

                      A long, long time ago, in a city far, far away, there were two young men. Brave,
       though not very smart young men, who were misunderstood by all, specially by
       their English teachers. One day, after being humiliated for not knowing how to
       properly spell the words "that" and "what" each, they decided to leave it all
       behind, taking up their spelling errors as names,  to defend those like them.
       And so, our heroes Taht and Waht were born.
                       For a long time they wandered around, never taken seriously by anyone. At all.
       Until, one day, they found someone to protect. A group of young, rather dim
       kids, who were persecuted by a very dangerous gang. Little was known of this
       gang, except that English teachers and nerds were part of it and that their boss
       was the mysterious Webster (yes, like the dictionary). Webster's gang punished
       the poor kids with "F"s and spelling bees, making them miserable.
       They  needed a plan, but because of their, uh, limited intelligence, they had
       great difficulty with that. Until someone decided to help them. They received a
       letter that said: "Use this. It is like the kryptonite of English teachers.".
      Alongside, there was a short story, written probably during an English class
      under threats. It read:
      "jonny meat merry hee sed taht seh waz veri perty than thei desideded too statr
      daitin ans than thei gotot merried. Thee E nd."
      Armed with this powerful weapon, they entered the school and chased all the
      English teachers away. As the last one was running away, she yelled: "This isn't
      over!", and though that proved to be true, for now they had won, renaming the
      city "Dumbland" and declaring themselves their guardians, forever battling with
      the evil forces of Webster's gang.

                                   THE END

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