Our Population: Dumb/Stupid People

                    Our Salutation: Idiot 1 - "Duh!" Idiot 2 - "Duh!"

                    Our Slogan: "Turning brains into... uh, sometihng elze not smatrt!"

                    Our Battle Cry: "Squiggly, squiggly, squiggly

                                                Wadda, wadda, wadda

                                                Squadda, squadda, squadda

                                                We be dum-um, we be du-uuumb!"

                    Our National Heroes: Waht and Taht

                    Our Flag:

                    Our National Song: "We is dumb and happy

                                                our superheros is dumber and… uh, happier,

                                                they protect us from the evel dicxionary,

                                                they be very very strong...(pause) and dumb!

                                                they win again… yaaaaay!

                                                we get dumber and more people get dumb to… oh!

                                                yaaaaaaay again!"

                    Our Goal: To promote dumbness and defeat intellectualism. To be ourselves and be proud of being dumb!

                                                Yeay!!!Yeay!!! Yeay!!!