How It Began: Part 2

Arda       2/15/200 8:47 PM  ahahaha... that's an awesome argument!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:47 PM  yes, i know, thank u.

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:48 PM  we should make a movie out of this like:

                                  superman, spiderman, dare devil, batman and

                                  TAHT!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:49 PM  don't forget waht, it'll hurt his feelings!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:50 PM  oh, poor guy! it can be TAHT AND WAHT, the

                                  duo!!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:50 PM  yes! like batman and robin, but without being

                                  gay 'n all...

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:52 PM  but who will be the villain? THAT AND WHAT?

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:53 PM  nah, they're just he little people... the

                                  villai could be...

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:53 PM  THE WEBSTER DICTIONARY!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:54 PM  that even sounds scary!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:54 PM  they will save us from spelling bees!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:54 PM  yes!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:55 PM  we could make a website on this!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:55 PM  they will rescue all the poor children

                                  subjected to that torture known as spelling

                                  bees!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:56 PM  not only the children, they are for everyone!

 

Arda       2/15/200 8:56 PM  except the english teachers!

 

lyra       2/15/200 8:58 PM  who would also be a part of webster's gang of

                                  evil, spreading terror and f's amongst their

                                  studentents!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:00 PM  that's it... and the nerds can also be part of

                                  the gang of evil!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:02 PM  exactly, they're the almost under-cover

                                  agents, who can get close enough to gather

                                  information on our side, but are none the less

                                  unmistakable as part of webster's gang.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:03 PM  yes, but we should have under-cover agents as

                                  well!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:03 PM  in our side!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:03 PM  yes... but who would they be?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:04 PM  the math teachers?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:06 PM  nah, they're too concerned with numbers... i

                                  bet half of them can't even write any sentence

                                  more complex than solve the following

                                  equations. though obviously on our side, they

                                  wouln't be of much use under cover...

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:07 PM  you're making me think now!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:08 PM  yeah, that is a serious problem, since none of

                                  taht' and waht's followers should do that very

                                  often...

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:11 PM  I don't think we actually need under-cover

                                  agents, specially because we are agents of the

                                  influencial taht and waht!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:12 PM  yes, very good point!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:14 PM  that's weird because followers of waht and

                                  taht rarely have good points....

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:14 PM  are you acusing me of being a traitor??? hehe

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:14 PM  yeah, u really need to get dumber...

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:15 PM  I guess so... our goal is regression!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:18 PM  we need like a slogan or something!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:18 PM  uh-hu. that also means your book will either

                                  come out sounding something like "tha lady

                                  desidde too doo soemtihng too stopop tha evel

                                  men who wonsts too hertt uz"

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:19 PM  and i agree on the slogan thing.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:19 PM  any ideas?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:19 PM  uh, no.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:19 PM  let me think.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:19 PM  be careful on the thinking thing..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:20 PM  true...

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:21 PM  how 'bout getting dumber all the time?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:21 PM  but it should be a sentence, rite?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:22 PM   turning brains into... uh, soemtihng elze not

                                  smatrt.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:22 PM  peanuts?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:23 PM  it had to be food! damn it!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:24 PM  no, the slogan would be " turning brains

                                  into... uh, soemtihng elze not smatrt."

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:24 PM  get it?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:24 PM  it's dumb, see?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:25 PM  yeah... dumb sentence to dumber goal! yey!!!

                                  you're so dumb thais, conglatulations!!!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:25 PM  oh, gee, thankx!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:25 PM  u too!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:26 PM  no one ever called me dumb.. I'm so proud of

                                  myself, yeay!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:27 PM  we be du-umb, we be du-uuuumb!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:28 PM  we could also make a "victory song"!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:29 PM  ooh, that sounds fun!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:29 PM  what would it be like?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:30 PM  it should have mismatch rhymes!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:32 PM  ooh, yes! something like "we r dumb and happy/

                                  our superhero is dumber and, uh, happier/he

                                  protect us from evel dicxionary/ he be very

                                  very strong...(pause) and dumb!/ he win again/

                                  yaaaaay!/we get dimber

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:33 PM  and more peolpe get dumb to/o/ yaaaaaaay

                                  again!/"

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:35 PM  yeaaaaaaaaaaaay... even I wanna sing this

                                  song!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:35 PM  so, sing it. there's no copyright. the peolpe

                                  who wrote it were too dumb 4 that...taht...

                                  hihihi..

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:36 PM  cheerleaders are dumb.. they will love it! "we

                                  r dumb and happy/ our superhero is dumber and,

                                  uh, happier/he protect us from evel

                                  dicxionary/ he be very very strong...(pause)

                                  and dumb!/ he win again/ yaaaaay!/we get

                                  dimber and more peolpe get dumb to/o/

                                  yaaaaaaay again!/"

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:37 PM  yes! cheerleaders will be indeed our main

                                  target.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:37 PM  we need a salutation. something that

                                  identifies us as taht followers.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:37 PM  how bout duh?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:38 PM  wow, it's duh what smart people say?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:38 PM  isn't..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:38 PM  no.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:38 PM  it would be like: idiot 1: duh idiot 2: duh

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:39 PM  okay then... duh!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:39 PM  mega duh!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:39 PM  miga duh?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:40 PM  we should also design a flag or something with

                                  duh! in the center..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:40 PM  yes!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:41 PM  you do that and than u could e-mail it to me.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:41 PM  (if u can still remember how to do that)

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:41 PM  yeah... how should it be??? we could really

                                  make a web site out of this..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:42 PM  i don't know...

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:42 PM  i think it should be bluuuuuueeeeyyyyy

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:42 PM  or maybe silver.... maybe a guy with his mouth

                                  open and his tongue sticking out in the middle

                                  toguether w/ the duh

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:43 PM  yeah... and a cheeerleader.

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:43 PM  possibly saying taht!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:43 PM  ahahaha... But I can't draw a cheerleader..

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:43 PM  I can try..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:44 PM  but i don't think it should be silver.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:44 PM  silver!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:44 PM  what about silvery blue?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:44 PM  dumb people can be easily distracted by shiny

                                  things...

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:45 PM  gray then?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:45 PM  gray is booooring!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:45 PM  i want bluuuuuuueeeeyyyyyy!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:46 PM  let's compromise...

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:46 PM  shiny blue?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:47 PM  i already told u, shiny is distracting.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:47 PM  so... half blue and half gray?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:47 PM  gray is booooring! pick another color!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:48 PM  swirls then?

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:48 PM  ooh, that sounds promising...

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:48 PM  what color?

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:48 PM  gray and blue!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:50 PM  no... oh, fine, if that's the only way to have

                                  bluuuuueeeeeeyyyyy... but make it a pretty

                                  bluuueeeeyyyy. possibly with sparkles, but not

                                  too many so as to not become distracting.

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:50 PM  okay!... we should definetely make a web site

                                  on it,... it can be pretty simple..

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:51 PM  it has to be pretty simple, or else our target

                                  audience won't get it!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:51 PM  yeah!!!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:52 PM  and we can write stories!!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:52 PM  yeah, short ones though, or they won't read

                                  them!

 

Arda       2/15/200 9:52 PM  of course!! taht!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:53 PM  yaaaay! bluuuuueeeeeyyyy! taht taht taht!

 

lyra       2/15/200 9:53 PM  hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

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